that was good

i love how techno has tommy as one of his skins 😭

“I immediately went to the safest place I know, Afghanistan” 😂

T H I C C N O B L A D E

I though he was gonna use the legendary poster technique

My mum forced me to eat pork but I rejected her

"I'm getting actually nuked" another typical day in Afghanistan

yes man pain the new vid got deleted :(

you had a stone brick slab, you should have covered yourself in the water part, that way you didnt have to come up or drown

So recently I heard that you joined origin smp so here is the character I made for you You are a piglin brute: pros: cons: you do an extra 3 hearts of damage you spawn in the nether you always have resistance 1 in the nether you can only wear gold or netherite as long as you are above y level 12 in you can only eat mushroom stew the overworld you, you are immune or porkchops (piglins hunt hoglins) to fire or lava your slower in the overworld you can eat mushrooms raw you eat more in the overworld you regen half heart slower you can barter with piglins like you would with villagers if you are above y level 12 in the if you attack a mob or a mob attacks you the piglins you have to dunk yourself in lava in the area will come to your aid or set yourself on fire every 8 mins otherwise you will start to take you are slightly faster in the nether damage

Bruh i just want see the stream but u private it hypixel stream

Little did Technblade know that he was hiding in Pakistan and not in Pakistan

Whens the last time techno steamed

This pov of the video is much better

Great joke techno “safest place you know, afghanastan”

Whats wrong with you

It was so funny when you did the boat on ice "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE" "I'M OUTTA HERE" When I put a comment on a ILpostr's video I feel like I am in the presence of a god

hello! I like you videos so much. if you don't mind,I would like to ask your permission to share your videos to the other website in China for the embarrassing reason that ILpost is blocked from accessing in China.also a part of Chinese fans can't understand English but they really like you.Of course,I will give sources of the original website. Thank you so much!

1:13 - the earth is proven flat.

I was in the discord gp for Mr Beast gaming. However, I always missed the alert. How do you know when you got alerted? like they mentioned Step 2 - We will make an announcent 1-10 minutes before the competition starts Step 3 - You MUST BE ONLINE and in the discord in order to have chance of getting in. - You can either be online (green), idle/away (yellow) or Do not disturb (red) Step 4 - We will then randomly select 120-160 online members to participate in the competition. - If you are selected you will receive an @ ping several times telling you to join the voice chat as well as further information about how to join the server. Like how do they pinged you?

yo technoblade i know you won't see this but incase you do i have a challenge for ya, play a pvp gamemode whatever ya want. but the catch is that your FOV always has to be 30 and if you can actually beat it then i'm fully impressed also skywars is the recommended gamemode

Me sees DA vid: GOTTA GO FAST

Fridge

I hate dream

I goanna take your place

9:18 sad.

Boooo techno your so easy to kill

Why nobody talking about the other skin he had saved at the bottom right ?Potential video coming out with that skin 👀

The safest place i knew Afghanistan wait a minute

“CHRIS!” That part always has me dying laughing

Hey Fundy did a new video with your voice!

"Are you willing to sacrifice 2 people so you stay in?" It's Technoblade, of course he will.

I need help I’m addicted to the blade

Moral of the story, 2012 mini games are back because of Mr beast.

"Would I sacrifice my friends for a measly old fridge? YES" -Technoblade 2021

safest place is afganistan

Not even close. Technoblade never dies

Around 0.0875% of the world is subscribed to technoblade

𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒 🔥🔥🔥

Blood for the blood gods

Just subbed ❤️

TECHNO STOP LAGGIN HYPIZEL

what do you edit youre videos with

Yo

Hi cut no blade please fight dream already

Best Minecraft player

Techno is the Minecraft player in the world

Bcz he killed dream and won 100,000 dollars bcz dream is a bot

Techno never dies

Tommy passed ur subgoal techno

ILpost is rigged to destroy all small ILpostrs. Our talents and skills are drowned into the dust by big competition/recommendation sucking channels like this. No matter how good our content is, ILpost destroys us. support us and no longer big channels like this, they already receive enough support!

I used to rule the world Chunks would load when I gave the word Now every night I go stow away Hide from the mobs I used to slay They once were terrified Every time I looked into their eyes Villagers would cheer my way For a hero I was, that's what they'd say One minute we had it all Next our world began to fall Away from all that it had once become They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield And hope one day that this chaos and Destruction turns for the better Never a bow in hand That was when I ruled the land It was the creepers and Skeletons Blew down the doors and boxed us in Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light I tried all that I could to stay and fight As the undead roamed the street Families broken at my feet Life itself suspended by a thread Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land

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Man this is just sad

I am your twin from Roblox

He's hiding to n India

Technoblade: while i direct your attention click the shiny subscribe button dont you wanna press it Me: ummm why is my subscribe button saying subscribed and why isnt it red?

Sub to fundy and technoblade bruh

react to Hoghunt

Congrats you passed skeepy

Love it

TECHNO IM FROM AFGHANISTAN

Oh.......

I

'oh my god i had no idea they were real guns'- guy on his 8th kill

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4:34 me when my brother says that I took his calculator after he knighted me it

6.92 subscribers. nice

Dream SMP dies once Tommy turns 18

6mil?BRAVO

Sounds like ur stealing his fridge.

USA in WWII be like: "In 5 minutes we will be completely deleting Asia off the map"

JUST UPLOAD ITS NOT THAT HARD

I just found techno in the pewdipie vs coco melon live stream

Technobalde : dont laugh me : laughing

2:08 you are near india 😀

Ok so he dies THAT DOES NOT MEAN HES A NOOB HES THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortnite is a better video game minecraft sucks hahahhahaha nubbbbbbbb

Techoblade reminds me of Eeyore from Winnie the Poo

9:10-Ranboo with 3 boats:I HAVE SO MANY BOATS! Techno eith 6 boats: *ok*

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

من عاشقتم من ایرانیم

03:05 flyng block

I SUBCRIBED

Your such a noob how would you get third place in hide and seek

Technoblade before covid-19:only crown is out After:

Dream is so OP that mr beast won’t invite him

Forget technoblade, technoSAND

I love how out of everyone else that they found, they knew Technoblade would snitch if it means another chance of winning the $10,000 Fridge.

Cool tecnoblade tecnoblade never sorry is I say your name wrong

yoooooOoO POG

Techno, may i interest you in the piglin brute on the Origins SMP pros: - you deal extra 1 and a half hearts of damage with an axe -standing near piglins will make them protect you and give you free items -standing near gold blocks, blackstone bricks and all other blocks found in a bastion will give you fire resistanse and regeneration -you can ride and control striders without needing a sadle or warped fungus on a stick cons: -wearing a helmet will make you deaf -using a sword is 1 and a half less efficient -water makes you shiver and be weakened -zombiefied piglins and soul fire (normal soul fire,soul fire lanterns, torches and campfires) make your character week and slowed hope you like it and use this role on the Origins SMP

The safest place he knew is Afghanistan😂😂😂😂

Who needs a $10,000 refrigerator when u got $100,000

um

6.9 (giggity) million subs. 7 mil soon i bet

techno should stream

u did a great job

dear techno, I have recently found a weird bug that places random end portals in your world. I personaly found one in my spruce forest. Please can you do a video researching this haunting fact - THX XXX